Wear what you're actually into.
A graphic tee is the fastest way to say something about yourself without opening your mouth. Hiking. Your dog. Your mom. A joke only some people get.
We make the shirt. We don't have an opinion about which one is cooler.
What that means in practice
Most clothing brands sell you an identity first and a shirt second. You are supposed to be the outdoors person, or the gym person, or the minimalist in the plain grey tee.
We are not going to do that. Nobody is one thing. The same person hikes on Saturday, makes a terrible joke on Sunday and wants something plain on Monday. So the shop is built to cover all of it rather than to push you towards one shelf.
That is also why nothing here is ranked. The hiking and camping range is not the important one with the rest as filler. Neither is anything else.
What we actually sell
Graphic tees make up most of it, then hoodies and sweatshirts, plus a smaller run of dresses, bottoms, tanks and crop tops. The designs pull in a few directions on purpose:
- Hiking and camping for mountains, trails and the outdoors generally.
- Funny for the ones that are just a good line on a shirt.
- Mom for the people who want to say it out loud.
- Bigfoot, because he earned his own section.
- GALOVTE Essentials for the plain and logo pieces, when you would rather the shirt did not do the talking.
If you would rather just look at everything, start with New In, or go straight to Women or Men.
How it works, and what that costs you
Nothing here is made in advance. When you order, your piece is printed, finished and posted. There is no warehouse full of shirts waiting.
That has two honest consequences, and we would rather you read them here than find them out after paying.
- It takes longer than a shop with stock on a shelf. Most orders arrive within 2 to 4 weeks. See the shipping page for the detail.
- We cannot take something back because the size is wrong. Your piece was made for your order specifically, so there is nothing to restock it into. Anything that arrives damaged, faulty or misprinted we will always put right. Our returns policy sets out exactly where the line sits.
Because of that second point, the size guide is the most useful page on this site. Every product carries its own measurements in inches and centimetres, and the guide explains how to read them. It is worth five minutes.
Questions
The FAQ covers most of them. Anything else, email teghbirmeen@gmail.com and a person will read it.
